Gleep Glorp Elementary

Mouse Escape

2008-11-18T08:49:00.000-08:00

As many of you know, Bitey and his friends escaped their cages in the the science lab and are roaming the school. Be sure to keep doors and windows closed so that we can more easily contain and capture them. Also watch your you step! we don't want a furry friends suffering any casualties.

Fun Facts with Professor Williams

2008-11-17T09:15:00.000-08:00

Over the weekend I read several books, one of which was a 1,200 page book of strange and often useless facts. I have listed some of the more interesting ones below.

TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

In the early 1970's the NASA conducted an experiment to see how long astronauts could live on water, vitamins and their own feces. The experiment was conducted at SMU Campus in Dallas, Texas with 14 first year law students. After 7 weeks the project was suspended. Conclusion: Indefinitely.

Dust was invented by unemployed cleaners in Bulgaria in the late 1600's. Since then the invention multiplied exponentially and is out of control.

When you play a country music album backwards your dog recovers, your truck runs again, your wife comes back and you get out of jail.

It's Saturday, No school

2008-11-15T08:55:00.000-08:00

It's Saturday! No class today, no events scheduled either. Come back on Monday to see whats going on at Gleep Glorp.

Faculty

2008-11-14T14:43:00.001-08:00

First things first, We would like to introduce the top notch staff and administration of Gleep Glorp Elementary. All faculty members are experts in their fields and have extensive general knowledge.

Dean Wormer, Francis
Dean Wormer, a very cheerful and delightful head of house. Watch out for this guy at a faculty party, he is a known prankster and will talk your ear off. Also his wife is a known tramp, don't let him get started on any tangent relating to her.

Dr. Lucien Sanchez
Dr. Lucien Sanchez joined the staff of Gleep Glorp Elementary in the fall of 2006 way back when it was still a dimly lit basement room at the Vet's Hall. Lucien was a graduate of Gleep Glorp's first graduating class of 2000. He went on to graduate form Harvard Medical School before returning to teach health here at Gleep Glorp.

Professor Bill Williams
Bill Williams has been teaching at Gleep Glorp since its conception. Good job Bill.

Professor Anne Williams
She's Married to Bill.

Mr. Frank Wolf
Frank Wolf aka Mr. Music, is Gleep Glorp's music professor. A graduate of Julliard, although you would never guess it. Frank is big on hip-hop and surf rock, he is very popular among the students.

Ms. Balbricker
Physical Eduction has never been the same since enthusiastic Ms. Balbricker joined the faculty of Gleep Glorp. Balbricker's curriculum focuses heavily on strength training and power lifting as well as track and field. H. Ms. Balbricker is best known for her performance at the 89' national's for womens dead lift where she lifted a whopping 250 kilograms.

Everyone Else
Ms. Stevens, front desk/reception. Barry Green Custodial Education. Mrs. Sam Hench, accounting / records. And lastly Mrs. Julie White, administrative coordinator.